humor from The Onion

From The Onion's American Voices, a "man-on-the-street" parody:

Question: "President Gerald Ford, our nation's 38th President, died Tuesday at the age of 93 at his desert home in California. What do you think?"

Sherry Scott, Surveyor:
"When they're carrying him out in the coffin, in front of the press, I think it would be funny if they 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/57044