"The Ghost Standard."

I read a science fiction short story by William Tenn, called "The Ghost Standard."

There are three characters; a computer, a human, and an alien.

The human is named Juan Kidd.

The alien is named Tuezuzim.

Hmmm, do ya think William Tenn's been to a Seder or two?

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Traditional Lyrics: http://www.usy.org/songs/view_song.php?songID=108
Chava Alberstein's modern interpretation: http://www.hebrewsongs.com/song-chadgadyachava.htm