Should I get Broadband Internet? My Odyssey begins.

Broadband beckons me; mesmerising music.
I am lashed to the mast of dialup,
yet the Siren Song of Hi-Speed Internet sweetly sings.

"Untie me!" I cry, but my wallet does not hear my plea.
Unbound, I would swim to her shore,
risking the rocks of financial distress.

How long can the restraints hold me?
Even as I struggle, they now slacken...