This is an O. Henry story waiting to be written.

  

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/Lawrence-Ripple-Husband-Robs-Bank-to-Get-Away-From-Wife-428468593.html

Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Gets Home Confinement www.nbcphiladelphia.com A 70-year-old Kansas man who said he robbed a Kansas City bank so he could get away from his wife was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement. A federal judge also sentenced Lawrence John Ripple to...