"Ripped from Today's Headlines"

A recent episode of "Law & Order" featured a traffic stop of a drunk celebrity. While in detention, the celebrity called the female detective "sugar tits", asked "Are you a Jew?", boasted of his powerful connections, and then said, "I'm screwed."

However, there was a disclaimer at the start of the show that told me that it was a work of fiction, so it's not about Mel Gibson, see?