Friday, September 14, 2018

SOUTHERN WORD OF THE DAY:

 

SOUTHERN WORD OF THE DAY:

NAMASTE

As in: "Y'all evacuatin'?"

"Namaste here."

.



Thursday, September 13, 2018

Eraserhood


At 531 N. 12th Street, Spring Garden and Ridge intersect just below the building.

Mural in the Philly neighbourhood where David Lynch once lived as a PAFA student; now known as the Eraserhood

The mural is on the side of a building which sold mausoleums.

Tuesday, September 04, 2018

'Merica !


Friday, August 31, 2018

Friday Funny


Thursday, August 23, 2018

Google Weather page shows temperature in three scales



From: Bob Bendesky <bob_bendesky@hotmail.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2018 2:17 PM
Subject: Google Weather page shows temperature in three scales
 

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

“Donaeld The Unready” tweets as if Trump is a mad medieval king

 

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

I wonder what flavor it is.


Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Rock n Roll weather sign


 

Wednesday, August 08, 2018

Today in History:

Today in History:

Aug 8, 1876: Thomas Edison patented the mimeograph machine.
Aug 8, 1876: Thomas Edison patented the mimeograph machine.
Aug 8, 1876: Thomas Edison patented the mimeograph machine.
Aug 8, 1876: Thomas Edison patented the mimeograph machine.
Aug 8, 1876: Thomas Edison patented the mimeograph machine.
Aug 8, 1876: Thomas Edison patented the mimeograph machine.
Aug 8, 1876: Thomas Edison patented the mimeograph machine.
Aug 8, 1876: Thomas Edison patented the mimeograph machine.

Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich: Homage to Photographic Masters

In 2013, Sandro decided to do a project honoring the men and women whose photographs helped shape his career. After selecting thirty-five images to emulate, Sandro contacted Malkovich, who instantly agreed to participate. 

When speaking about Malkovich, Sandro states: "John is the most brilliant, prolific person I know. His genius is unparalleled. I can suggest a mood or an idea and within moments, he literally morphs into the character right in front of my eyes. He is so trusting of my work and our process… I'm truly blessed to have him as my friend and collaborator." 



Monday, August 06, 2018

Polish brewery offering 'vagina' beer

When you have the urge to quaff a quiff.


Friday, August 03, 2018

The Genetically Altered Breakfast cereal

DNA enlarged to show texture 


Friday, July 27, 2018

Trivia Friday

"Name the only US presidents NOT buried on US soil".

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha !

    

President Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star was smashed to pieces


One horcrux down, six more to go.

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Salt Licorice Ice Cream


In Finland, black licorice gets intensified with a hit of salty, stinging ammonium chloride. Tongue-numbing and herbal, the resulting candy is a popular treat. So popular, in fact, that summertime in Finland now means salt licorice ice cream.

Salt licorice ice cream comes in many forms: scoops, soft serve, and ice-cream bars. Fazer, a candy company, makes their ice cream bars in the same shape as their iconic salt licorice candy. While the sweet, salty ice cream itself is a deep gray, it's often covered in an inky-black coating. 

full article at:

Of Course Donald Trump’s All-Caps Iran Tweet Has Become A Mocking Meme



From: Bob Bendesky <bob_bendesky@hotmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, July 24, 2018 8:01 AM
Subject: Of Course Donald Trump's All-Caps Iran Tweet Has Become A Mocking Meme
 

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Benedict Arnold Speaks Out

 

Fw: The Muppets Apocalypse

Alternate Apocalyptic Muppet Show Opening Themes

F'instance:

It's time to summon Cthulhu
And feel the Old God's might
It's time to end existence
On the Muppet Show tonight!
 
As the usual case, much gold by digging down the thread

Monday, July 16, 2018

Descriptive animal names

 

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

I changed the words a bit...

To the tune of "These are a Few of my Favorite Things."


Rap music blaring from big bass drum speakers,
Kids paying hundreds of dollars for sneakers.
Nine year olds covered with tattoos and bling,
These are a few of my least favorite things.


... also, Get Off My Lawn!


Sunday, July 01, 2018

The Journal of Constant Belcher: Belcher the Baris...


My friend Tim Abbott (1st NJ) writes a humor blog about his personal discovery of a diary by a Revolutionary War Soldier named "Constant Belcher."

The blog is similar to Peter Schickle's "discovery" of PDQ Bach's music. 

Tim begins with some true history to set the stage, then segues into Pvt Belcher and his humorous diary entries. 

Enjoy enjoy 



Bob

Saturday, June 30, 2018

8th Annual Revolutionary War encampment at the National Constitution Center


The 6th PA and other Revolutionary War reenactor units will be at the National Constitution Center from July 2nd to July 4th. We will be encamped on the front lawn of the NCC along Independence Mall.

We'll have exhibits and demonstrations of 18th Century tools and trades inside the lobby and outside on the grounds. Soldiers will march and drill, and they'll be Musket Drills for the children using wooden muskets.

The event is free. Fun (and history) for the entire family.


#FourthofJuly #IntependenceDay #Liberty #independence #reenactment #NCC #soldier #army #musket #blacksmith #family #history #fun #education



Wednesday, June 27, 2018

This happened this morning

 

I bought a breakfast sandwich. It was $3.25.
I handed the cashier three dollars and a quarter.
He rang it up and said, "Here's your nickel back."
We both made a face of disgust.


Friday, June 22, 2018

... and I can clearly not drink from the glass in front of me ...

 

 

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Thought for Today

 


If a person is "as honest as the day is long," are they most trustworthy on the Summer Solstice?


Thursday, June 14, 2018

: Now with more Italy !

 

 
 

Keaton Patti, via Twitter:

"I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page."

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

: True Goal Achieved

 

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Trudeau crushes it



Bob

Limerick

 


https://twitter.com/zachweiner/status/1005146333743808512?s=12


Monday, June 11, 2018

Seen on Facebook regarding Trump vs Trudeau

 

Not getting along with Canada is like not getting along with a Golden Retriever.


Wednesday, June 06, 2018

Let's make life easier and emails shorter

 

Dear Nigerian email scammers:


I'm tired of your verbose and confusing email messages. 
May I suggest you use the Nigerian Email Scam Short Form:

1) I have money.
2) I can't get my money.
3) I need your money to get my money.
4) Then we'll share.
5) I promise.




Let's make life easier and emails shorter


Dear Nigerian email scammers:


I'm tired of your verbose and confusing email messages. 
May I suggest you use the Nigerian Email Scam Short Form:

1) I have money.
2) I can't get my money.
3) I need your money to get my money.
4) Then we'll share.
5) I promise.




Sunday, June 03, 2018

This! Is! BOB ROSS!



Friday, June 01, 2018

Science Friday humor


 
 


Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Jedi Powers

 

 

Those who serve