Silent 3's medicated musings
Yet another blog that will take up gigs of space, be accessable to anyone on the face of the earth, and will be read by (maybe) three people... If I'm lucky.
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Thursday, April 21, 2016
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Penalty Kick shootout (and a slapstick comedy routine)
A soccer match between the Yale Bulldogs and the North Carolina Tar Heels comes down to Scott Sterling and the most epic penalty kick shootout you'll ever see.
Wednesday, April 06, 2016
Monday, April 04, 2016
Friday, April 01, 2016
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Superman and the Military Are Best Frenemies
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
FW: What you get when you let the internet decide
"Shackleton. Endeavour. Falcon. These are just some of the names suggested for the UK's next world-class polar research ship as part of a campaign launched today for the public to put forward names for the state-of-the-art vessel to be built in the North West of England."
Monday, March 21, 2016
Quote of the Day
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Thursday, March 03, 2016
Chris Christie’s wordless screaming
Friday, February 26, 2016
The Food Surgeon performs a Cookie Reassignment Surgery
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Sometimes a Facebook comment wins the Internet
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Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Very ominous textbook opening paragraph
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Friday, February 19, 2016
Humor from The Onion
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Thursday, February 04, 2016
A Fast and Fun Animation Covering the History of Japan
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Marcus Aurelius on the topic of intimacy
- 'The Meditations' by Marcus Aurelius
I think Marcus was setting up a Stoic defense for his future use:
"Honey, I swear, she meant absolutely nothing to me! It was purely physical."
Sunday, January 10, 2016
Monday, January 04, 2016
Heartwarming Illustration Of A Dog’s Life Will Make You Want To Hug Your Pup Forever
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Dave Barry's Year in Review
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Monday, December 14, 2015
Question about Judaism
DO JEWS HAVE TRASH CANS IN THEIR KITCHEN OR NOT?"
Sorry, what's a trash can? Reference: I'm super super Jewish.
Why do you date such a person? I don't have a trash can. If others here say they do, it is to mess with you.
Tuesday, December 08, 2015
Star Wars Holiday Special (Abridged)
Unquestionably, this is some of the worst television ever produced.
It's condensed to five minutes; it originally was TWO HOURS LONG.
It's from 1978.
Starring Jefferson Starship, Bea Arthur ... and Chewbacca's family.
And it has Carrie Fisher singing.
No, seriously -- stop laughing and watch the vid.
Keep this link in case you run out of Syrup of Ipecac.
And may the Farce be with you.
Monday, December 07, 2015
Two Hanukkah stories from the New Yorker
"What's the matter, Ringo?" John said, handing him a handkerchief.
Ringo blew his nose. "It's already the fourth night of Hanukkah," he sniffled, "and I haven't got a single present."
"Well, that won't do," John said, and he set off to tell the rest of the Beatles.
"A present?" Paul said. "Well, I suppose I could give him this banana."
"A present?" George said. "I suppose I could give him this zipper."
Then John took a Mason jar and filled it with dirt. "My present is dirt," John said.
That night, the Beatles threw a tremendous Hanukkah party in Ringo's honor. Ringo was overwhelmed. He had never imagined that Hanukkah could be so fun, or so rewarding—especially since he had learned of its existence only that morning.
Incidentally, it was around this time that the Beatles were doing a lot of drugs.
In the Book of the Redemption (c. 1263), the celebrated medieval Jewish philosopher Nahmanides describes a distant land where everything—the houses, the roads, even the synagogue—is made from potato latkes.
And running through this savory land are two broad rivers, one flowing with applesauce and the other with sour cream.
And on Hanukkah the Jews of Latkeland gather at the confluence of the two rivers, so they can top their latkes with a dollop of each.
Incidentally, it was around this time that Nahmanides was doing a lot of drugs.
More stories at: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2009/12/14/091214sh_shouts_brenner
Thursday, December 03, 2015
Saturday Dec 5th, Candlelight Tours at Peter Wentz Farmstead
beginning at 3pm
Highlights for this year include:
- Visit with Belsnickel (Pennsylvania German for Saint Nicholas in furs) from 3-6pm
- Candles lit at dusk
- Tours of the historic house
- 18th century tunes played on various instruments by musician Mark Carroll
- Demonstrations of some common colonial crafts and toys & games
- Seasonal food and drink being prepared on the hearth in the summer kitchen
- Our colonial neighbors making toasts and firing muskets in the joy of the season
- Visit with the animals in the barn and sheepfold
- Museum shop open & light refreshments available for purchase
Peter Wentz Farmstead is a historical German American farm which has been continuously farmed since 1744.
It is located in Worcester Township, Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
Address: 2030 Shearer Rd, Lansdale, PA 19446