Thursday, September 21, 2017

Food Fight


Food Fight is an abridged history of American-centric war, from World War II to present day, told through the foods of the countries in conflict. Watch as traditional comestibles slug it out for world domination in this chronologically re-enacted smorgasbord of aggression.



Cheat sheet for identifying the combatants 


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Denny's new sausage mascot.

 
Denny's new sausage mascot.  
I think it looks more like Mister Hankey


Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Humor from the Onion

New Shot Could Deliver Several Vaccines At Once

Researchers have developed a syringe full of microscopic capsules that could deliver several vaccinations at once, greatly reducing the number of injections required.

What do you think?

"It's smart of them to play the different types of autism off each other like that."

"No way. For what I pay for healthcare, I want my child to be stuck with as many different needles as possible."

"This could be a huge blow to the alcohol swab industry."





Monday, September 18, 2017

The Onion: Cassini Probe Realizes Too Late This Was A Setup All Along


SATURN—Breaking apart as it plunged through the heat and crushing pressure of the planet's atmosphere, sources said Friday that the Cassini probe realized far too late that its entire 20-year mission to Saturn had been a setup all along.

"Those assholes!" the spacecraft reportedly screamed, now fully aware that the "backstabbing fucks" at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory had directed it to plummet toward the planet at 77,000 mph to disintegrate.

"They told me we'd meet up to refuel at a rendezvous point out near Alpha Centauri A—I'm such an idiot! They were just using me this whole time for my cosmic dust analysis and magnetosphere imaging. I mean, I delivered the Huygens probe to Titan for you, you bastards! You lying scientist bastards!"

At press time, communications from Cassini had gone totally silent, prompting everyone at mission control to burst into applause.



Friday, September 15, 2017

A link to the past


A link to the past


LINES FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE THAT DOUBLE AS COMMENTS ON FRESHMAN COMPOSITION PAPER

Lines from The Princess Bride that Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
www.mcsweeneys.net



Thursday, September 14, 2017

The Definitive Sandwich Family Tree By John Leavitt

 
 
By John Leavitt. "The Definitive Sandwich Family Tree" is published by The Nib in The Nib
medium.com



Wednesday, September 06, 2017

Your One-Stop Shop for Natural Selection!


A friend spotted this while on vacation


Tuesday, September 05, 2017

Slug trapped in iron


https://www.facebook.com/AnimalsInPredicaments/posts/949455128527331

The situation is absurd enough - some comments are spectacular 
I especially love the thread about S A L T


Thursday, August 31, 2017

Let's be frank about it


Game of Thrones office cooler "cheat sheet" / what to say when you've never watched the show

What to say to when you've never watched the show


excerpt:


"Can you believe they killed off so many characters in the last episode?"
Word on the web is that this show is violent. Odds are that multiple people died during the most recent episode, whatever that episode may be.
 

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Dog Joke



 

 

Friday, August 25, 2017

Fw: Americans and Italians

 

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fBFm4OD2W0&sns=em




Friday, August 18, 2017

Paradox of Tolerance:

 

 

In 1945, the Austrian philosopher Karl Popper identified what he terms the Paradox of Tolerance:

"Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them."

Thursday, August 17, 2017

THIS!


 

Dig to China?

Contrary to what we believed as children, there is no place in the Continental USA where you could dig straight down and wind up in China.

So, where on the other side of the globe WOULD you emerge?


https://www.antipodesmap.com/



Monday, August 14, 2017

Karma is a bitch. Today I love that bitch.


 
 
The Daily Stormer published a piece on their site calling the girl killed in Charlottesville "a fat, childless 32 year old slut." 

GoDaddy has now informed them they have 24 hours to find a new domain provider as they have violated the terms of service.

 

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Ye Olde Cock Ale


"Take 10 gallons of ale and a large cock, the older the better; parboil the cock, flay him, and stamp him in a stone mortar until his bones are broken (you must gut him when you flay him). 

Then, put the cock into two quarts of sack, and put to it five pounds of raisins of the sun – stoned; some blades of mace, and a few cloves. 

Put all these into a canvas bag, and a little before you find the ale has been working, put the bag and ale together in vessel." 


- from Charlie Papazian's "The Complete Joy of Homebrewing," and originally from "The Closet of the Eminently Learned Sir Kenelme Digby Kt. Opened," 1677.



http://www.kaiserpenguin.com/ye-olde-cock-ale/

"Take 10 gallons of ale and a large cock, the older the better; parboil the cock, flay him, and stamp him in a stone mortar until his bones are broken (you




More bot-generated motivational posters




Wednesday, August 09, 2017

InspiroBot - AI makes Motivational Posters

 

I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence.


Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Sometimes all you need is a headline


Uranus Opens And Closes Every Day To Let Out Planet's Solar Wind






Monday, August 07, 2017

Fried Fried Chicken Chicken, a bizarre beer that used real bird bits in the brewing process.

 

 

We've heard of some weird beers (belly-button lint beer, anyone?), but Fried Fried Chicken Chicken beer certainly stands out in the crowded craft brewing scene. The IPA-style beer comes from a fever-dream collaboration between The Veil Brewing Company in Virginia and Evil Twin Brewing in New York. 


The fried-chicken beer is just one more example of how brewers are pushing ingredient boundaries. At least it sounds more palatable than beer brewed with brains or barley fertilized with human urine.


https://www.cnet.com/news/fried-chicken-beer-veil-brewing-evil-twin-brewing/#ftag=CAD590a51e



www.cnet.com
Vegetarians will want to pass on Fried Fried Chicken Chicken, a bizarre beer that used real bird bits in the brewing process.


: Pusheen the Cat does Chemisty


 

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

At an earlier press conference, forced to repeat Trump's lies, Spicer signaled his distress

 

 

 


Fonts matter

  

My favorite color is... glitter?

This bag is causing quite a Fuhrer...
If the shoes must match the bag, I'll need to buy a pair of jackboots
 

Monday, July 24, 2017

Fwd: Fascinating exhibit at the Mutter Museum: "Connective Tissue"


From the Mutter Museum website:

"In her Tissue Series, Lisa Nilsson creates ornate quilled paper constructions that explore the complex geography of the human anatomy.  Working directly from images of transverse, coronal and sagittal cross sections from medical sources, she finds a delicate balance between art and anatomic accuracy, beauty and the grotesque. The forms, made from Japanese mulberry paper and the gilt edges of old books, are rendered in a technique of rolled and shaped paper called quilling or paper filigree. The technique, first practiced by Renaissance nuns and monks and later by aristocratic women in the 16th-18th centuries, finds a contemporary relevance in Nilsson's work."

 

See photos of the exhibition's medical art pieces at her website:
http://lisanilssonart.com/section/282102-Tissue-Series.html


click on a picture and you'll get an enlarged version with a description of the section of the body represented






Friday, July 21, 2017

Product Development Lifecycle


Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly

WILLIAMSBURG, VA—Almost too queasy to even comment on the study at all, a team of disgusted researchers from the College of William and Mary announced Thursday they couldn't bring themselves to find out how much mayonnaise the average American consumes each year. 


"After reviewing preliminary figures on the annual rate of mayonnaise consumption in the U.S., we couldn't stop gagging and decided there was absolutely no way we could pursue this topic any further," said head researcher Leonard Aldridge, adding that he insisted the data be reexamined multiple times to uncover the mathematical error he assumed must account for the sickening numbers that had emerged.


"I still shudder when I think about all the test subjects who arrived at our research lab with mayonnaise literally on their fingers and mouth and, on one or two occasions, in their hair. Seriously, when a questionnaire comes back to you smeared with mayonnaise on both sides, do you even need to score it?" 


Aldridge went on to say, however, that he was certain future studies into the consumption rates of melted cheese, ranch dressing, and butter would be far less disturbing.


http://www.theonion.com/article/disgusted-researchers-cant-even-bring-themselves-f-56445



Tuesday, July 18, 2017


S3

Sunday, July 16, 2017

"It's the Dad Life"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZa7hU6tP_s&sns=em


I never get tired of this one

Friday, July 07, 2017

Artist Reimagines All 50 States As Food Puns

OMG! THIS is my favorite video game EVER!

 Play the Pentagon-Funded Video Game That Predates 'Pong'

 

http://warisboring.com/play-the-pentagon-funded-video-game-that-predates-pong/
warisboring.com
Before Call of Duty, before Mario and even before Pong there was Spacewar! The brainchild of six graduate students at MIT in the early '60s, Spacewar! was the first true video game. A few guys had done cool tricks with oscilloscopes in the '40s and '50s, but those were just...





Wednesday, July 05, 2017

Must been written by some commie hippie socialist Islamic libtard.

  

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_595c6525e4b0da2c7325bd50

 

Wawa Welcome America Celebration of Freedom Begins

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Friday, June 30, 2017

Must have been Spinal Tap's drummer



Bob

Thursday, June 15, 2017

This is an O. Henry story waiting to be written.

  


http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/Lawrence-Ripple-Husband-Robs-Bank-to-Get-Away-From-Wife-428468593.html

www.nbcphiladelphia.com
A 70-year-old Kansas man who said he robbed a Kansas City bank so he could get away from his wife was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement. A federal judge also sentenced Lawrence John Ripple to...



Monday, June 12, 2017

Time to get your Bollywood on !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnBbjc5hmho&ab_channel=UltraHindi




Saturday, June 10, 2017

Can't get enough of this word

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Which Is It: Prescription Drug or Tolkien Elf?