Saturday, April 25, 2015

Happy "Perfect Date" Day!

 

Friday, April 24, 2015

A 10-Piece Set of Stackable Brain Specimen Coasters

Safari browser extension! Now with more geek references!



 Ultimate Status Bar


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Val Kilmer has become The Dude


 

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Tesla: God of Thunder

 

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Man fires 8 gunshots into his Dell PC after Blue Screens of Death push him over edge


Tuesday, April 21, 2015

The Internet of Things?

 

Monday, April 20, 2015

Star Wars meets Star Trek

 

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Slightly used Imperial Star Destroyer for sale on Craigslist

 
 Selling a slightly used Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.


Previously owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest.

1,600 meters in length this bad boy has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300 g. It's got a Class 2 hyper-drive system still in working order with a backup Class 8. SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt.

As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x. 

Fully equipped with LeGrange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, and a 15 disc cd changer. 

36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was ran with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5,000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, and jet skis.

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass.

Brand new this beauty of the skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but do to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.

First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.

    Friday, April 17, 2015

    The Farce Awakens


     
    Why not vacation on Tatooine this year?
    We have endless beaches.
    Not much water, but plenty of sandy beaches.

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    This cannot be Good

     
     

    FW: Friday Fun


    The Medieval Book Curse

    In the medieval period, the most effective method of deterring a bibliomaniac from acquiring manuscripts from their proper owners was the book curse. The book curse was not a technological security system but a security system of social context. A book curse reminded would-be book thieves that books were valued and that there were repercussions for taking them without permission.

    There was no individual standard curse that was used in all books, rather scribes were free to design curses for the books they had copied. The colophon was the usual location of these curses and it was the only space in a manuscript that the medieval scribe had freedom to write as he or she chose.

    Book curses used threats of several different types of punishment to invoke fear among those who would take or damage a book: bodily injury, damnation, excommunication, or anathema. The bodily injuries included hanging, illness, and painful death and usually called for more than one physical torment to befall the thief.  James Thompson records one such curse: "Whoever steals this book let him die the death; let be him be frizzled in a pan; may the falling sickness rage within him; may he be broken on the wheel and be hanged."


    more at
    http://capping.slis.ualberta.ca/cap03/sandra/book_curse.html


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    Thursday, April 16, 2015

    Knuckle cracking caught on film for the first time

    Does the sound of cracking knuckles make you flinch? What about a film of the joints in action? MRI scans have been used to capture the moment your joints go pop.


    Gregory Kawchuk at the University of Alberta, Canada, and colleagues used a cable to slowly pull a man's fingers in an MRI scanner until the joints cracked. The sound was thought to come from the collapse of an air bubble, but in the scans the air cavity that formed in the fluid around the separating joints persisted after the noise.


    A mysterious flash also appeared just before the crack. Kawchuk thinks it may be caused by cartilage releasing fluid as the tension on the joints rises.


    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn27356-knuckle-cracking-caught-on-film-for-the-first-time.html


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QojZU9R60XQ


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    Coder's Chant

     

    I, for one, welcome our Overflying Silicon Overlords


     Smart drones that think and learn like us to launch this year

    Monday, April 13, 2015

    Revisited Myth # 45: The Dutch bought Manhattan for $24 worth of beads.

    New post on History Myths Debunked

    Revisited Myth # 45: The Dutch bought Manhattan for $24 worth of beads.

    by Mary Miley

    manhattanpurchase

    Only one period document mentions anything about the purchase of Manhattan. This letter states that the island was purchased from the Indians for 60 guilders worth of trade goods, which would consist of things like axes, iron kettles, and wool clothing. No reason beads couldn't have been included, but nothing tells us exactly what the mix was. Indians were notoriously shrewd traders and would not have been fooled by worthless trinkets. 

    The original letter is in the archives of the Netherlands. It was written by a merchant, Pieter Schagen, to the directors of the West India Company (owners of New Netherlands) and is dated 5 November 1626. He mentions that the settlers "have bought the island of Manhattes from the savages for a value of 60 guilders." That's it. It doesn't say who purchased the island or from whom they purchased it, although many historians believe it was the local Lenape tribe.

    Where the $24 comes from, I have no idea. For what it's worth, I checked a couple of currency conversion websites and learned the approximate value of 60 guilders is over $1,000 in today's money. Some speculate that a 19th-century historian calculated how much a Dutch guilder was worth in his day, and the amount came to $24 U.S. dollars--and that number was never updated to reflect 20th- or 21st-century values. Could be.  

    A little more is known of the purchase of Staten Island a few years later. That sale was also made for 60 guilders worth of goods (must have been the going price for New World islands!), and for this, the Indians took fabric, axes, hoes, awls, kettles, Jews' harps, and beads. It is likely the goods exchanged for Manhattan were similar. 

    Historians point out that North American Indians had a concept of land ownership different from that of the Europeans. The Indians regarded land, like air and water, as something you could use but not own or sell. It has been suggested that the Indians may have thought they were sharing or receiving gifts, not selling. 

    Here is the letter, followed by a transcript in English:

    15birth.190

    Recep.7 November 1626
 High and Mighty Lords, 
Yesterday the ship the Arms of Amsterdam
 arrived here. It sailed from New Netherland out
 of the River Mauritius on the 23d of September.
They report that our people are in good spirit
 and live in peace. The women also have borne
 some children there. They have purchased the 
Island Manhattes from the savages for the value
 of 60 guilders. It is 11.000 morgens in size
 [about 22.000 acres]. They had all their grain 
sowed by the middle of May, and reaped by the
 middle of August They sent samples of these
 summer grains: wheat, rye, barleey, oats, 
buckwheat, canary seed, beans and flax. The 
cargo of the aforesaid ship is:
7264 Beaver skins
 178 ½ Otter skins 
675 Otter skins 
48 Mink skins 
36 Lynx skins 
33 Minks 
34 Weasel skins
 
Many oak timbers and nut wood. Herewith,
 High and Mighty Lords, be commended to the
 mercy of the Almighty,
 
Your High and Mightinesses' obedient
 
P. Schagen

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    Friday, April 10, 2015

    xkcd on movie backgrounds

     

    It's time to wave your geek flag high!

     

    Wednesday, April 08, 2015

    Listen to Billie Holiday's Rendition of 'My Yiddishe Mamme' – Tablet Magazine

    [April 7th] is the 100th anniversary of the birth of legendary songstress Billie Holiday, who left this world too early, at the age of 44.

     A couple of years before her death, Holiday recorded a gorgeous, impromptu cover of the Jewish classic "My Yiddishe Mamme," which was composed by Jack Yellen and Lew Pollack and popularized by vaudeville star Sophie Tucker in 1925. The song has been covered many times, by everyone from the Barry Sisters to Neil Sedaka to—improbably—Tom Jones, who apparently learned it from his father, a Welsh coal miner.

    (Also noteworthy: this rendition by Ray Charles on the set of The Nanny.) But Holiday's version is something else entirely: with a simple piano accompaniment, it's nostalgic but not kitschy, full of sentiment without being sentimental, evoking both strength and vulnerability. 

    According to the liner notes of the Idelsohn Society's 2011 compilation "Black Sabbath: The Secret Musical History of Black-Jewish Relations," the song was recorded at the New York City home of clarinetist Tony Scott, in an effort to coax his baby into 'talking' into the microphone.

    Another version of the story, by musician Jack Gottlieb, has it that the child was the son of William Dufty, who co-authored Holiday's autobiography, "Lady Sings the Blues."

    In any event, Holiday's crooning is successful—how could it fail?—and the child can be heard cooing toward the end of the recording. It's a delightful, candid moment.




    Tuesday, April 07, 2015

    The Food Babe’s disgusting claims are baloney.

     

    "I couldn't believe there was beaver's ass in my vanilla ice cream, coal tar in my mac and cheese, yoga mat and shoe rubber in my bread," says Vani Hari, also known as the Food Babe. That's why she started blogging about food additives, she explains in the introduction to her new book, The Food Babe Way. I can't believe it either. But that would be because none of it is true.


    There is no coal tar in mac and cheese, and there never was, even before Hari led her Food Baby army on a crusade to get Kraft to remove tartrazine, a yellow dye, from its products. Bread does not contain crumbled-up pieces of yoga mat and shoe rubber. And there really isn't any beaver's ass in your ice cream cone, though it's the Food Babe way to tell you there is at every turn. I counted more than 60 references to beaver secretions on her blog, and it appears as No. 10 on her book's list of "The Sickening 15."


    full at http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/02/food_babe_book_and_blog_claims_beaver_ass_coal_tar_and_yoga_mat_in_your.single.html

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    The 3 rules of persuasive speech

    My Junior High English teacher required each of us to stand in front of the class and deliver a persuasive speech.

     

    This is what I did:

     

    When my name was called, I walked to the front of the class and stood behind the podium.

     

    I said, 

     

    The three key elements of a successful speech are;

    * be succinct,

    * be sincere,

    * be seated.

     

    Then I walked back to my desk.

    FW: Saw this in Stereophile. ROTFL!

      from a friend

    Great letter to the Editor.
    Loved it, so took screen shot. 

    Monday, April 06, 2015

    I just realized the difference between Easter and Passover


    As you know, during Passover, Jews are prohibited from eating leavened bread.

    So here's the difference between Easter and Passover:

    Easter: "He is risen!" = Good news.
    Passover: "It is risen!" = Not good news.

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    McSweeney’s: God Texts the Ten Commandments.



    1.  no1 b4 me. srsly.
    2.  dnt wrshp pix/idols
    3.  no omg's
    4.  no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
    5.  pos ok – ur m&d r cool
    6.  dnt kill ppl
    7.  :-X only w/ m8
    8.  dnt steal
    9.  dnt lie re: bf
    10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.


    M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.


    ttyl, JHWH.


    ps. wwjd?




    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/god-texts-the-ten-commandments


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    Friday, April 03, 2015

    A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:

     
     
    Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds -- all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.

       - Edward Everett Hale, author (3 Apr 1822-1909)

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    I know exactly where to look... but I don't wanna



    It's not how I'd color them either...


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    5 Lesser-Known Free Sites for Watching TV Shows



    VintageCartoons.tv: Never-ending Retro Goodness

    Archive.org's Movies and Films: Best of the Public Domain

    Documentary Heaven: Compilation of Free Documentaries

    DocumentaryFilms.com: Even More Free Documentaries

    Popcornflix.com (US and Canada only): Little-Known Free Streaming Site



    Bunny Hugger


    Thursday, April 02, 2015

    *smh*


     

    Throw-Back Thursday

     
    Yes, back in the 80s I did my own version of "City Slickers."



    Wednesday, April 01, 2015

    FW: This Black-and-White Footage of the Teletubbies Looks Like a Horror Film | TIME

     

    YouTube user Christopher Brown took footage of the fuzzy little tubbies, stripped out the color, and soon enough Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po were frolicking through a bleak post-apocalyptic wasteland. Add in the downbeat Joy Division soundtrack, and the result is a wildly weird, strangely avant-garde, creepy video that feels equal part Bergman, David Lynch, and Disney cosplay. Clearly it's a must-see.

    http://time.com/3762153/teletubbies-joy-division-video/



    Friday, March 27, 2015

    FW: Fail of the Day

     

    A man was busted for using a cardboard cutout of "The most interesting man" poster to drive in the HOV lane. 

    Trooper Guy Gill Tweeted the photo Tuesday, saying "I don't always violate the HOV law, but when I do, I get a $124 ticket! We'll give him an A for creativity."

     

    Thursday, March 26, 2015

    You know you're a reenactor when...

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    seen on Facebook:


    You know you're a reenactor when...

    Your coworkers asks "What did you do this weekend?" and your answer is:

    Well Friday was pretty quiet. Me and the Corporal managed to set camp before the rain started. Saturday I had a hard time getting the fire started in the morning because I had run out of char cloth and had to use some dried grass. Don't you hate that? Anyway, the coffee had barely boiled when I had to dash off to the NCO's meeting. Of course, I didn't wait long enough and burnt my lips on my first sip from my cup. Then I found out we had to put together a foraging party to get ambushed for the morning tactical even though it was originally supposed to be the 42nd or another Scottish unit. Since the rest of the guys weren't going to be there until 10 or 11 I only had like four including me, but we made it work. I ended up having take a hit in the afternoon battle because my Bess was just not shooting at this point. I probably should have cleaned it, but normally I can just wipe it down after the morning engagement. Maybe it was because it was so humid. So as I was laying there the Continentals advanced over me and decided to fire a volley right over my head. Which is fine, but some jack-ass reloaded and dropped his empty cartridge on me then kicked my hat off as they stepped off again. Saturday night was great though. I ended up drinking port with the Lights and Hessians and I think we sang "British Grenadiers" at least twice. When I woke up on Sunday my back was killing me and I picked four ticks off of me, but the sunrise was gorgeous! We only had the one engagement around 11 and it was over in like a half an hour, but Bessie shot 12 rounds without a malfunction! As usual it was just me and the Captain and our wives who stayed to pack up, but we had it all in our trucks by 4 so we stopped by a local pub for a quick dinner before hitting the road.

    How was your weekend?


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    Wednesday, March 25, 2015

    A thought for today


    Smaller than a breadbox, bigger than a TV remote, the average book fits into the human hand with a seductive nestling, a kiss of texture, whether of cover cloth, glazed jacket, or flexible paperback. 
      - John Updike.

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    Tuesday, March 24, 2015

    Punk scientists discover fourth chord



    Monday, March 23, 2015

    Florida official struggles not to say “climate change” in painfully awkward video - Salon.com

     

    Seen in my neighborhood

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    "It's like, how much more bank can this be? And the answer is none.
    None More Bank."

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    Saturday, March 21, 2015

    Send a bag of dicks to someone you hate


    Dicks By Mail is a website that lets you anonymously send a bag of dicks to anyone.

    For $15.99, Dicks By Mail will send a 5 oz. bag of gummy penis-shaped candy to your foe with a note attached exclaiming "Eat a bag of dicks."

    Tuesday, March 17, 2015

    Bwahaha!

     

    Thursday, March 12, 2015

    Here’s how someone has described a limerick:



    The limerick packs laughs anatomical
    Into space that is quite economical.
    But the good ones I've seen
    So seldom are clean
    And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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    Wednesday, March 11, 2015

    Clowning—An opportunity for ministry

     
     'Clowning: An Opportunity for Ministry.' 
    Journal of Religion and Health 35 (2): 141–48. 

    Abstract

    Experiences over five years interacting with patients as the clown Jingles and the experiment and experience of one afternoon as the clown Hairie in a hospital led the authors to reflect on the deeper meaning of clowns, their appearance during the centuries, their impact on people and relation to ministry.

    The presence of a clown changes the atmosphere and dynamics; clowns touch people in their deep feelings and may free them to laugh, to cry, or to play.

    Relating to others in lively ways brings up questions about the connections between the clown and God.