Venus and Mars at Breakfast

When I got married, I had zero cooking skills. Over the years, however, I've learned a bit, and consider myself a respectable chef, at least.

For a recent Sunday brunch, I decided to make Korean Pancakes. They're similar to standard pancakes, but contain shredded carrots, zucchini and scallions. Then they're fried, and served with a soy dipping sauce.

When my wife bit into one, she said, "These are pretty good for you."

What she meant was, "These are pretty Good For You (i.e., healthy).

What I heard was, "These are pretty good... for YOU."

I said I was insulted.
She asked why I was insulted by a compliment.
I replied that no one would consider that a compliment...

And they say England and America are separated by a common language.

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