Brilliand piece of juxtaposition by George Carlin

 

In HEAVEN:
The French are the chefs
The Germans are the mechanics
The Italians are the lovers
The Swiss run the hotels
And the British are the police

In HELL:
The British are the chefs
The Italians are the mechanics
The Swiss are the lovers
The French run the hotels
And the Germans are the police

 

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