Doggie Divination

 

This morning, Cozy and I were sitting on the couch, and our dog Kasha came over.

She looked at us with imploring eyes, gave a couple of quiet barks, and stared at us.

"We can't read your mind," we told her, "you'll have to find some other way to communicate."

 

We first thought of employing The Amazing Kreskin to read her mind, then realized that dogs could use a Ouija board.

 

Picture this:

 

Three dogs are gathered around a Ouija board, each with its nose on the movable indicator.

It wanders around the board, pausing at various letters, reading their thoughts ...

 

"F" ... "O" ... "O" ... "D" 

"It's right AGAIN! Amazing!"