Cleric capers

I recently attended a wedding which was officiated by a Priest direct from Ireland.

I was introduced to him during the reception, and after a few minutes of banter, I could tell he was a "salt of the earth" type of guy. When he asked me what I did for a living, I told him that I worked for a pharmaceutical company.

"Do you make Viagra?" he asked.

"No," I replied, "My company makes cognition enhancement drugs. The way I see it, what's the use of being excited if you can't remember WHY?"

Then it was off to the races as we traded Viagra jokes...