Warning: Absolutely dreadful pun ahead

news item from The Telegraph (UK):

 

 

  Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced

 

 

  Robert Stewart, who was caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle, has been put on probation for three years.
 
  The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
 
  The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace.


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I suppose the man was charged with being a... (wait for it)...

    Pedal-phile.

 

 

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