Lobster knife fight captions

 

ok here are a few of the really good captions some of my friends sent back:

 

 

Riff calls Bernardo a "shrimp" .. Bernardo says "abalone" and pulls a knife ... all this over some piece of pisces ..

 

 

"We've already done corn on the cob.  What if he attacks you with a pointy stick?"

 

 

"Hello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."

 

 

"Isn't that just like a wop?  Brings a lobster to a knife fight."

 

 

"He pulls a knife, you pull a lobster. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the buffet table. THAT'S the Seafood Shanty way!"

 

1st RULE: You do not talk about Red Lobster.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Red Lobster.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the entree is over.

4th RULE: Only two lobsters to a fight.

5th RULE: One entree at a time.

6th RULE: No lemon, no butter.

7th RULE: Entrees will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Red Lobster, you HAVE to eat.