Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Lobster knife fight captions

 
ok here are a few of the really good captions some of my friends sent back:
 
 
Riff calls Bernardo a "shrimp" .. Bernardo says "abalone" and pulls a knife ... all this over some piece of pisces ..
 
 
"We've already done corn on the cob.  What if he attacks you with a pointy stick?"
 
 
"Hello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."
 
 
"Isn't that just like a wop?  Brings a lobster to a knife fight."
 
 
"He pulls a knife, you pull a lobster. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the buffet table. THAT'S the Seafood Shanty way!"
 

1st RULE: You do not talk about Red Lobster.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Red Lobster.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the entree is over.
4th RULE: Only two lobsters to a fight.
5th RULE: One entree at a time.
6th RULE: No lemon, no butter.
7th RULE: Entrees will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Red Lobster, you HAVE to eat.
 

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