Fickle Colorado Laws
NY Times headline:
It's Now Legal to Catch a Raindrop in Colorado
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/29/us/29rain.html
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But in South Park, Colorado,
it's still illegal for Jews to catch snowflakes on their tongue.
Wendy: "Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. It's fun."
Cartman: "Hey! What the hell are you doing? Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow!"
Kyle: "We can, too!"
Stan: "Nnnnaw, I think it's against the law, dude."
Kyle: "Officer Barbrady! "
Barbrady: "What?"
Kyle: "Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow?"
Barbrady: [after a long pause] "Yyess."
Kyle: "Damnit!"
from Episode 110 - A South Park Christmas
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