Monday, July 20, 2009

The economy is so bad ...

  

The economy is so bad...
 
   "How bad is it?"

  1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

  2. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

  3. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.

  4. McDonalds is selling the 1/4-ouncer.

  5. People in  Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

  6. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

  7. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

  8. Motel Six won't leave the light on.

  9. The Mafia is laying off judges.

  10.  The bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you have to call the bank and ask if they meant you or them.








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