For all of your nonsense needs:

 
The Surrealist Compliment Generator

 http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

 

Your dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo.

 

and

 

May you always have stables of horses to service your needs.

  

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