humor: 18th century meets the modern age

 

THE REVISED AND UPDATED POOR RICHARD'S ALMANACK,

BY JOHN BOBEY

 

 

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately; washed with like colors, tumble dry on low."

 

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure; an ounce of coke is worth, like, ten grand."

 

"Well done is better than well said ... though ordering a steak "well said" confuses the hell out of the waiter."

 

 

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