Friday Funny

 

"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward to the front at the altar," the Preacher said.

 

Dave gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks, "Dave, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

 

Dave replies, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

 

The preacher puts one finger in Dave's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Dave's head and prays and prays and prays.  He prays a blue streak, and the whole congregation joins in with enthusiasm.

 

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Dave, how is your hearing now?"

 

Dave says, "I don't know, Reverend. It ain't 'til next Wednesday."

 

 

 

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