The Hormone Guide

The  Hormone Guide  

Women will understand this    Men should memorize it

 

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.   This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.

 

 

 

DANGEROUS	SAFER	SAFEST	ULTRA  SAFE
What's for   dinner?	Can I help you   with dinner?	Where would you like to go for dinner?	Here, have some wine.
Are you   wearing that?	You sure   look good in brown!	WOW! Look at you!	Here, have some wine
What are you   so worked up about?	Could we be   Overreacting?	Here's my paycheck.	Here, have some wine.
Should you be   eating that?	You know, there are a lot of apples left.	Can I get you a piece  of chocolate with that?	Here, have some wine.
What did you   DO all day?	I hope you didn't   over-do it today.	I've always loved you in that robe!	Here, have some wine.

 

 

 

 

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