Tuesday, March 02, 2010

The Hormone Guide

The  Hormone Guide  

Women will understand this    Men should memorize it

 

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.   This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.

 

 

 

 

DANGEROUS

 

SAFER

 

SAFEST

 

ULTRA  SAFE

 

What's for  

dinner?

 

Can I help you  

with dinner?

 

Where would you like to go for dinner?

 

Here, have some wine.

 

Are you  

wearing that?

 

You sure  

look good in brown!

 

WOW!

Look at you!

 

Here, have some wine

 

What are you  

so worked up about?

 

Could we be  

Overreacting?

 

Here's my paycheck.

 

Here, have some wine.

 

Should you be  

eating that?

 

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

 

Can I get you a piece  of chocolate with that?

 

 

Here, have some wine.

 

What did you  

DO all day?

 

I hope you didn't  

over-do it today.

 

I've always loved you in that robe!

 

Here, have some wine.

 

 

 

 



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1 Comments:

At March 03, 2010 4:38 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've known about this for years but it still doesn't help.

 

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