Where do you stash your crack cocaine? In your crack, of course.

News Item:
 
OCTOBER 1 -- A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.
 
 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/suspect-denies-owning-cocaine-his-butt