Thanksgiving on a cake plate

  "It's a cake."

"It's a meal."

   "Cake!"

"Meal!"

"Hold it you two. It's both."

 

Are you in a rush to get through Thanksgiving dinner this year, even at the expense of making your loved ones physically ill? 


Introducing Thanksgiving Turkey Cake — an entire meal of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and sweet potato dessert — all condensed into one mind-bending holiday shitstorm!


Imagine the sheer joy of a cake that dominates all family-oriented conversation, so you don't need to discuss being single, unemployed, broke, overweight, and drunk. 

(Via BuzzFeed)