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Bacon Jam - Savory sweetness

On those mornings when you have time for toast but not enough to fry up some bacon, Bacon Jam will come to your rescue. It's a combination of bacon, onion, garlic, honey, maple syrup, coffee, and spices. Sweet and savory, Bacon Jam is delicious on toast, muffins, biscuits, and even waffles. We'll warn you, though, once you've had a taste of Bacon Jam, you won't go back to mere fruity jams. You'll be ruined saved for life.
Bacon Jam - Savory sweetness

 

 

Fancy Bacon Candy Necklace - For special bacon occasions

Bacon makes everything better, including dressing up. But do you really want bacon grease dripping all over your fancy clothes? Sometimes, but not always. Well, for those very special-est of occasions, try this Fancy Bacon Candy Necklace. Why is it fancy? Well, see that little dangly bacon bit? FANCY!! And what's best is, while you are waiting around being fancy, you can totally eat this necklace. It's the perfect combination of style and substance. And bacon. Yup, this candy necklace not only has bacon styling, but also bacon taste. You're welcome.
Fancy Bacon Candy Necklace - For special bacon occasions