10 Movies Roger Ebert Really Hated
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When Roger Ebert hates a film, he really doesn't mince words about it. Here are 10 films he absolutely loathed (including a couple of surprises) and his dry assessments of their value.
samples:
7. North, zero stars.
I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
10. Freddy Got Fingered, zero stars.
This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
When Roger Ebert hates a film, he really doesn't mince words about it. Here are 10 films he absolutely loathed (including a couple of surprises) and his dry assessments of their value.
samples:
7. North, zero stars.
I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
10. Freddy Got Fingered, zero stars.
This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
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