San Diego Hosts Convention of People Who Shot Bin Laden

 

	San Diego Hosts Convention of People Who Shot Bin Laden SAN DIEGO (The Borowitz Report)—The San Diego Convention Center is hosting the first-ever convention of people who shot Osama bin Laden, with organizers expecting a turnout of between three thousand and four thousand. Read more at newyorker.com Advertisement The Borowitz Report Obama Orders Two-Year Supply of Crossword Puzzles by Andy Borowitz Shouts & Murmurs Office-Safety Tips for Your Soul-Sucking Desk Job by Alex Watt The Cartoon Lounge The Cartoon Lounge: Episode Three by Robert Mankoff UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THIS NEWSLETTER This newsletter is a service of newyorker.com. To ensure delivery of this newsletter to your inbox, please add NewYorker@newsletter.newyorker.com to your e-mail address book. Copyright © 2014 Condé Nast Digital. All rights reserved. Please read our Privacy Policy. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement.