I frequently send emails to a large group of people. Some of you
favor me with an occasional reply. As for the rest, it seems as if my
emails streak off to your mailbox, and is lost in the Intertubes of
Perhaps it is read. Perhaps it is automatically shunted to your "junk
mail" folder. I know not.
As a result, I'm evaluating my "Send To" list to determine if my
emails are wanted, or unwanted.
Please choose One of the following two choices:
Please keep me on your distribution list. I always look forward to
your fascinating finds and amusing missives. It brightens my day.
Every morning I rush to my computer to read them. Indeed, it is the
sole reason my feet hit the floor each morning. Without your emails,
despair would eclipse my joy. The laughter of children would be as
the cackle of crows. Life itself would not be worth living.
Take me off your email list. A pox upon your Send button. A specific
Circle in Hell is reserved for Spammers like you. Never darken my
Most likely your response falls somewhere between those two
extremes. Please pick the one closest to your feelings, and let me
Non-Reponses will be taken as evidence that my emails do indeed go
directly to your delete folder, and so I will act on that assumption.
No offense will be taken.