Star Wars Holiday Special (Abridged)
Unquestionably, this is some of the worst television ever produced.
It's condensed to five minutes; it originally was TWO HOURS LONG.
It's from 1978.
Starring Jefferson Starship, Bea Arthur ... and Chewbacca's family.
And it has Carrie Fisher singing.
No, seriously -- stop laughing and watch the vid.
Keep this link in case you run out of Syrup of Ipecac.
And may the Farce be with you.