Black Friday TV show

I have an idea for a reality TV show to be aired the day after Thanksgiving.  

The scene opens in a box store. The aisles are crammed with merchandise ready to be sold at deep discount. The store is minutes away from opening its doors to an enormous crowd of agitated people pressed against the entrance.

Inside, there are bulls. 

Suddenly the doors fly open and a wave of humanity rushes into the store. The panicking bulls, trapped in narrow aisles, flee in terror. The slower ones are trampled by the crowd. Some brave bulls dash into the throngs of rampaging humans and manage to pull their mangled brethren to safety.

The climax comes when the crowd forces a bull into the dishware aisle, and we get to see an actual bull in a china shop.

It'll be a hit. Much better than the puppy bowl.

And a suitable warm-up to the following football games where humans trample other humans.

Bob