Strange Texts

 

Once upon a time, there was a server on the web that randomly generated weird text.

I don't remember the site (probably gone by now) but I did find a text file I made that captured some of the strangeness...

I must demand your pleasing chin! How it passes there and back again like a leopard searching for its misplaced frontal lobes.

ENGINEER YOUR AUNT! Do it!  You will be grateful for having done so. Yolutsky promises to cease his diddling with your ears.

Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.

Your nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below.

May you always have stables of horses to service your needs.

In your presence even a battalion of body builders could pass the New York State driving exam.

Softly seething, surreal breathing. Ignite the cannon with sphagnum lanthum.

Laud the armies of diphthongs with your superannuating Diphtheria, and I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries.

An ocean-going tin of crosseyed mussels could never match the melodious burblings of your sister's husband.

Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wright.

Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting.

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