jewish humor

An Israeli guy named Dov is unemployed. He hears that the Jerusalem Zoo is hiring, so he pays them a visit.

"What do you need?" he asks.  They tell him, "Our last brown bear died, and we don't have a replacement. We need someone to dress in a bear suit and take his place."

Dov agrees.  He dons the suit, and is put in the bear habitat. He has fun, entertaining the visitors as he splashes in the water, then he takes a nap in the sun. 

Suddenly, an excited shout from the crowd rouses him. He sees a hole in fence separating him from the lion next door. The lion has found the hole, and is steadily advancing on him.

He has nowhere to run. As the lion is just yards away, he closes his eyes and says, "Baruch ata adonai."  Suddenly, the lion stops and replies, "Elohnou melekh ha'olam."

From a nearby cage, the gorilla shouts, "Shut up, you idiots. You want we should all get fired?"

 

 

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