Bush? or Batman ?

Can you tell which statements were made by President Bush, and which ones were made by Batman?

http://www.snotr.com/video/1459


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However, neither of them can compare to the Master of Superhero Speak...
The Tick !


"And so, may Evil beware, and may Good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables."


"You don't fight destiny, no sir... and you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future!"


" Y'know, Evil comes in many forms, whether it be a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can't let the package hide the pudding! Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it . You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up Newspapaer of Justice! Bad dog! Bad dog! And you don't do it for money. No! You do it for love! You know, I've learned something this week; on justice and on friendship there is no price, but there are established credit limits."


"So once again, we find that Evil of the past seeps into the present, like salad dressing through cheap wax paper, mixing memory and desire."


"You know... I've heard the smarter you are, the more wrinkly your brain. And your guys' brains must be the wrinkliest! Oh, sure, ordinary Joes like me and Arthur here, maybe our brains are a little on the smooth side. But you don't have to be a genius to know that Evil is bad. And Good isn't! "




Hmmm, do you think the Tick and Bush have the same speechwriters?


[Who's The Tick, I hear you say? See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tick ]
"Spoooon!"

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