Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Post Turtle Palin

An old Texas rancher was talking to a reporter about Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from the office of President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a Post Turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the reporter asked him what a Post Turtle was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the reporter's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."


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