Oral Roberts is Called

 from my friend Bil  (yes that's spelled with one L)  

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On his arrival at Heaven's Gate, Oral Roberts is immediately ushered to the Court of the Father. He finds himself standing in front of God -- The Supreme Justice of the Highest Order.

 

GOD: (with authority) "Are you Oral Roberts?"

 

Oral Roberts: (trembling) "Yes, Lord. I am Oral Roberts."

 

GOD: "Are you sure you are Oral Roberts? "

 

Oral Roberts: "Yes, Lord. I am sure I am Oral Roberts."

 

GOD: "The Oral Roberts with the TV show I have been watching for years and years?"

 

Oral Roberts: "Yes, yes Master!  That's ME! That's ME!"

 

GOD: "I have this pain in my shoulder..."

 

 

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