McSweeney’s: God Texts the Ten Commandments.

1.  no1 b4 me. srsly.
2.  dnt wrshp pix/idols
3.  no omg's
4.  no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5.  pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6.  dnt kill ppl
7.  :-X only w/ m8
8.  dnt steal
9.  dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.


M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.


ttyl, JHWH.


ps. wwjd?




http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/god-texts-the-ten-commandments


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