FDA Approves Sale Of Prescription Placebo

"For years, I battled with strange headaches that surfaced during times of stress," Kohler said. "Doctors repeatedly turned me away empty-handed, or suggested that I try an over-the-counter pain reliever—as if that would be strong enough. Finally, I heard about Sucrosa. They said, 'This will work,' and it worked. The headaches are gone."

https://www.theonion.com/fda-approves-sale-of-prescription-placebo-1819567087

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