campaign tips

A Republican fundraiser and a Democrat fundraiser are comparing notes on spreading the word about their candidate.

The Republican boasts, "Whenever I'm in a city, I take a cab everywhere I go, and talk to the cab driver about my candidate. If I can convince the cab driver, then he'll convince everyone he picks up that day. And to seal the deal, when I get out of the cab, I give him a big tip and I say, 'Remember, vote Republican!'"

The Democrat replies, "Funny, I do almost exactly the same thing, except when I get out of the cab, I don't give him any tip, and I say, 'Remember, vote Republican!'"