I adore Albert
I adore Albert
Twin Peaks fans will also remember Albert Rosenfield, the FBI pathologist who resented being assigned to the hick hinterlands of
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[Albert, responding to a comment made by local Twin Peaks Sheriff Truman.]
"Look, it's trying to think."
Truman: "Anything we should be working on? "
Albert: "Yeah, try not dragging your knuckles on the ground when you walk!"
[FBI pathologist Albert Rosenfield refuses to release Laura's body for the funeral.]
Dr. Hayward: "You're the most cold-blooded man I've ever seen! I've never in my life met a man with so little regard for human frailty. Have you no compassion?! "
Albert Rosenfield: "Oh, I've got compassion running out of my nose, pal! I'm the Sultan of Sentiment! Dr. Hayward, I have traveled thousands of miles and apparently several centuries to this forgotten sinkhole in order to perform a series of tests. Now, I do not ask you to understand these tests. I'm not a cruel man. I just ask you to get the hell outta my way, so I that can finish my work! Is that clear?!"
Albert Rosenfield: "Mr. Horne, I recognize that your position in this fair community pretty much guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather irritating manner of expressing yourself. Stupidity, however, is not a necessarily inherent trait. Therefore, please listen closely -- You can have a funeral any old time. You dig a hole, you plant a coffin. I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or even tomorrow -- I must perform them now. <drill noise--VEEP VEEP!> I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling! "
[Puts drill to Laura's forehead and starts drilling.]
Albert Rosenfield: "I, uh, performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents revealed… let's see, beer cans, a
Dale Cooper: "You're making a joke! "
Albert Rosenfield: "I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations."
[Albert observes fellow FBI agent Cooper's plaid shirt and khaki slacks.]
Albert Rosenfield: "Oh, Coop, uh, about the uniform…"
Dale Cooper: "Yes, Albert? "
Albert Rosenfield: "Replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie with the casual indifference of these muted earth tones is a form of fashion suicide, but, uh, call me crazy — on you it works."
Albert: "Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to King Hohoho, I really am, but right now I am trying hard to focus on the more immediate problems of our own century, right here in Twin Peaks. "
Cooper: "Albert, you'd be surprised at the connections between the two. "
Albert: "Color me amazed."
[Deputy Andy, who recently had been hit in the face by a board he stepped on, interrupts Cooper and Albert.]
Dale Cooper: "Andy! How's the nose? "
Deputy Andy: "Not a mark on it! Only blood squirted out. "
Albert Rosenfield (to Cooper): "Where do they keep his water dish?"
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