Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Borowitz Report: Guess who loves Cheney's book


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August 30, 2011

Cheney's Book Features Foreword by Satan

'Couldn't Put it Down,' Says Prince of Darkness

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Publishing circles were abuzz today with the news that the new memoir by former Vice President Dick Cheney features a foreword by an unusual contributor: Satan.

In his introduction, the Prince of Darkness said he rarely reads political memoirs but made an exception in the case of Mr. Cheney "because we had worked so closely together in the past."

When he began to read the Cheney manuscript, however, the Lord of Misrule said he was "surprised" by what he found.

"Quite honestly, I couldn't put it down," Satan wrote.  "It was almost like a book I would have written myself."

In what could be construed as minor criticism of the book, Satan admitted he was "miffed" that Mr. Cheney took total credit for the idea of invading Iraq, but added, "We were such close collaborators at the time, it may be hard for Dick to remember whose idea was whose – half the time we were finishing each other's sentences."

While Satan said he is unlikely to make a habit of writing introductions to books, he said that he could foresee making another exception in the future: "I've heard Rupert Murdoch is working on his memoir."

Elsewhere, after Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) said God created last week's earthquake and hurricane to punish America, God issued this rebuttal: "Actually, that's why I created Michele Bachmann."










 


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