Amazon.com: "Lord's Prayer Arabic Men's Ring"

 

Well, for starters, it's not the Lord's Prayer. It's the One Ring of Power poem.

And it's not Arabic. It's Elvish.

That being said, once again the true comedy comes from the reader's comments:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HZV4PMQ/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

example

I bought this as a prayer ring for reciting the Lord's Prayer before bed, as you do. But when I put it on and read the words out loud, I found myself standing at the food of a large tower, staring up at a flaming eye. God doesn't look like I thought He would.