Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ - The Onion

The Onion is buying InfoWars. 

Seriously. 

Here's part of a "press release" from the onion. They're mocking the Infowars ethics, and acting as if the Onion will continue in the same fashion:

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"What's next for InfoWars remains a live issue. The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories."

Full at: 

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/