Keepin' it Real

My Junior High English teacher required each of us to stand in front of the class and deliver a persuasive speech.

This is what I did:

When my name was called, I walked to the front of the class and stood behind the podium.

I said,

"The three key elements of a successful speech are;
* be brief,
* be to-the-point,
* be seated."


Then I walked back to my desk.