Yet another blog that will take up gigs of space, be accessable to anyone on the face of the earth, and will be read by (maybe) three people... If I'm lucky.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Ode to a Twinkie: Pay Tribute With a Haiku
Whether you like them, love them, or loathe them, Twinkies are one of the most identifiable food brands in history. This week's news that Hostess will be filing for a second bankruptcy, has put their future in jeopardy. So how better to pay homage to the Twinkie than with a haiku?
If I'm ever on TV, it'll probably be on a local news broadcast. My name will appear at the bottom of the screen, and under that will be some terse comment. I wonder what it will say? Perhaps "Knew the Victim" ... or "Alleged Ringleader" ... "Lottery Winner" ... "Person of Interest"