Friday, February 26, 2016

The Food Surgeon performs a Cookie Reassignment Surgery

The Food Surgeon Carefully Replaces Raisins With Chocolate Chips in a Cookie Reassignment Surgery

The fabulous Food Surgeon, who performed an Oreo transplant on a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and dissected a bulb of garlic, returned to the operating room to perform "cookie reassignment surgery". First the surgeon's steady hands performed a delicate "raisin-ectomy" on an oatmeal raisin cookie with a scalpel, replacing them with semi-sweet chocolate chips that were inserted with a cauterizer.

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Sometimes a Facebook comment wins the Internet


This thread refers to Walmart announcing they will no longer sell the Confederate flag 

Posted By Silent 3 to Silent 3's medicated musings 

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Very ominous textbook opening paragraph

from my friend Keith  


@curiouswavefn RT @freelanceastro

Best opening paragraph of a physics textbook, ever.

One appropriate Twitter comment:
@freelanceastro @marshray 
I *really* hope that's the intro to the chapter on correlation versus causation

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

know your tuna


Friday, February 19, 2016

Humor from The Onion

Grated Cheese Found To Contain Wood Pulp

An investigation of several top-selling brands of grated parmesan cheese found that most brands contained double the acceptable amount of wood pulp, or nearly 10 percent of the product's volume. 
What do you think?

"It's not often you find out you've been eating less cheese than you thought."


Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Beer name

I saw this beer in the supermarket. 
It's called Raging Bitch

I predict someone will release a beer called "Resting Bitch Face."

A friend of mine commented:
No doubt some enterprising brewer is dreaming up an incredibly bitter quadruple IPA (IBUs somewhere north of 300) worthy of the name.

Thursday, February 04, 2016

A Fast and Fun Animation Covering the History of Japan