Friday, March 30, 2012

LOLbats


We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

    - from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

RE: TeleHack


 TeleHack


My friend John discovered:

The .starwars command plays the ASCIImation version of Episode IV. 
FTW.

"Lucy" Wasn't Alone? Had Neighbors in Trees, Fossil Foot Suggests

Google to Sell Heads-Up Display Glasses by Year's End - NYTimes.com

Find Out How Healthy And Fast Your Hard Drive Is With These Two Free Windows Applications

Bacon Coffin lets bacon lovers die AND go to Heaven


"Yes, this is really real," wrote J&D owners Justin and Dave in a press release. "Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens."

"Don't you judge us, after Baconlube (bacon flavored personal lubricant), we all knew it was just going to keep getting weirder.
And yeah, you're right, we're probably going to hell for this one."


http://www.king5.com/news/local/Bacon-Coffin-lets-bacon-lovers-die-AND-go-to-Heaven-144915135.html

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

HD video of shuttle solid rocket booster: from launch to splashdown

See those numbers flying past in the upper right hand corner? 
That's the Shuttle's airspeed.

See that gleam of light against the inky backdrop of space at 2:08 and 3:11? 
That's the Shuttle continuing on its flight path into low Earth orbit.
 
Hear the eerie rattling, haunting moans, and weird dinosaur noises? 
That's what it sounds like to be a Solid Rocket Booster, falling to Earth from an altitude of 150,000 feet. 

 
 

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

FW: NASA ATREX Mission Pic

 from a friend of mine:

 

 

Here is the pic from this morning's NASA mission. It was called the Anomalous Transport Rocket Experiment (ATREX) -- five rockets launched at 80-second intervals from NASA's facility at Wallops Island, VA.  Each rocket contained a pyrophoric chemical tracer -- trimethyl aluminum (TMA) -- that was emptied into the troposphere (about 60-65 miles above Earth -- just below the boundary to space) in a series of suborbital flights over the Atlantic. The dye was used to allow observers on the ground in three locations photograph and measure upper-atmospheric air currents. 

The mission had several previous attempts -- all scrubbed either due to cloud cover, a fouled range, high winds, or technical glitches. Tonight, the range was red right up until the 5AM launch window closed. They were feeding azimuth and elevation data to the rocket launchers while the countdown was ongoing -- right up to the launch, forgoing the launch of test rockets first. The birds launched at just before 5AM. At times, the tracer dye almost looked like a slow moving firework or meteor. Then they looked like giant jellyfish. It was amazing.

 

This is what it looked like from the street in front of our house.

 

 

 










http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46868573/ns/technology_and_science-space/

Beatles exhibit at Las Vegas



A new interactive Abbey Road Experience at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas invites fans to test their Beatles knowledge. For instance, in the original Paul was barefoot and not behind John. And a VW bug is missing from the street.


http://m.usatoday.com/article/travel/53756484

Monday, March 26, 2012

a look back at the greatest stories ever written about the first computers.

from the article

Stewart Brand • Rolling Stone • December 1972

"A game called Spacewar is developed by early computer engineers in their spare time, improved in university comp-sci labs, and ultimately made available in coffeeshops for 10 cents per game."

"Reliably, at any nighttime moment (i.e. non-business hours) in North America hundreds of computer technicians are effectively out of their bodies, locked in life-or-death space combat computer-projected onto cathode ray tube display screens, for hours at a time, ruining their eyes, numbing their fingers in frenzied mashing of control buttons, joyously slaying their friend and wasting their employers' valuable computer time. Something basic is going on."

"Rudimentary Spacewar consists of two humans, two sets of control buttons or joysticks, one TV-like display and one computer. Two spaceships are displayed in motion on the screen, controllable for thrust, yaw, pitch and the firing of torpedoes. Whenever a spaceship and torpedo meet, they disappear in an attractive explosion. That's the original version invented in 1962 at MIT by Steve Russell."


more nostalgia at:

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/longform/2012/03/steve_jobs_and_the_new_ipad_the_greatest_stories_ever_written_about_the_early_computer_industry_.html

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Have Another Shot of Slivovitz - the Jewish Daily Forward

Much-Maligned Plum Brandy Wins Over New Fans

The comedian Myron Cohen once said of slivovitz that it makes Canadian Club taste like vanilla soda. It's been compared to paint thinner, lighter fluid and jet fuel, and has been pressed into service as a home cough remedy. In an air disaster scenario it might serve to disinfect a wound, or sterilize makeshift surgical tools.


But for many North American drinkers, slivovitz is a liqueur associated with holidays, family tradition and life-cycle events. Many Jews drink it on Passover, because it contains no grain and a number of varieties are certified kosher for Passover. The late Israeli wine critic Daniel Rogov recommended pairing it with traditional Ashkenazi foods like gefilte fish, or matjes herring. In Croatian, Romanian, and Serbian families it might be consumed at a wedding or anniversary, and perhaps as an after-dinner digestif. And for some seasoned drinkers, the Eastern European plum brandy is an occasion all its own.


"Whether you call it slivovitz, or slivovica, it's one of those seminal attractions that East European folks have enjoyed for many, many years," said Gian Cossa, a self-professed slivophile who organizes a slivovitz festival each September in Lanham, Md. By day Cossa works at the District Department of the Environment in Washington, D.C., but in his non-professional capacity he's part of a small cadre of slivovitz fans who believe that the oft-maligned liqueur is worth a second taste.


The U.S. Slivovitz Festival includes music, food and a Miss Slivovitz pageant. But the main event is always the slivovitz competition. To evaluate slivovitz, Master Judges use a six-variable testing model that considers visual and aromatic qualities, taste, aftertaste and alcohol content, as well as a characteristic called "mouthfeel." All of these criteria are laid out by "Radosevich's Slivovitz Festival Competition Score Sheet," which gives directions for tasting and judging entries. Judges are instructed to determine if the slivovitz tastes like old socks or a chemical waste dump, and whether or not it makes the tongue go numb. More favorably, it might taste smoky, or have hints of oak. If the plums weren't stripped of leaves before fermenting it might have an herbal flavor. 





Check out some of Ezra Glinter's favorite slivovitz cocktails


Improving classical paintings with cats | Great Artists' Mews

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Wildrose party to rethink the wheels on Danielle Smith’s campaign bus



Monday, March 19, 2012

Biologist's salute to Saccharomyces cerevisiae

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oax3cUFsBSw&sns=em


In the year of our lord eighteen hundred and eleven
On March the seventeenth day
I will raise up a beer and I'll raise up a cheer
For Saccharomyces cerevisiae
Here's to brewers yeast, that humblest of all beast
Producing carbon gas reducing acetaldehyde
But my friends that isn't all -- it makes ethyl alcohol
That is what the yeast excretes and that's what we imbibe


Anaerobic respiration*
Also known as fermentation
NADH oxidation
Give me a beer


[CHORUS]


My intestinal wall absorbs that ethanol
And soon it passes through my blood-brain barrier
There's a girl in the next seat who I didn't think that sweet
But after a few drinks I want to marry her
I guess it's not surprising, my dopamine is rising
And my glutamate receptors are all shot
I'd surely be bemoaning all the extra serotonin
But my judgement is impaired and my confidence is not


Allosteric modulation
No Long Term Potentiation
Hastens my inebriation
Give me a beer


[CHORUS]


When ethanol is in me, some shows up in my kidneys
And inhibits vasopressin by degrees 
A decrease in aquaporins hinders water re-absorption
And pretty soon I really have to pee
Well my liver breaks it down so my body can rebound
By my store of glycogen is soon depleted
And tomorrow when I'm sober I will also be hungover
Cause I flushed electrolytes that my nerves and muscles needed


Diuretic activation
Urination urination 
Urination dehydration
Give me a beer


[CHORUS]


Happy St. Pat's


*Actually, this isn't true. While both anaerobic respiration and fermentation occur without the use of oxygen, anaerobic respiration utilizes the electron transport chain to generate ATP, while fermentation does not. My bad. I would have remembered that if I wasn't trying so hard to rhyme. A new corrected version is now up on my channel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6dzUOYTQtQ

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

From The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert on Jeff Foxworthy campaigning with Mitt Romney : 

"If you are a multimillionaire entertainer supporting the candidacy of a wealthy financier from Massachusetts, you might no longer be a Redneck."






I love the last line of this article

 
4 Amish charged with illegal alcohol possession after buggy collides with police car
http://mobile.nj.com/advnj/pm_29221/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=FlV2G3wP&rwthr=0


=====

  I love the last line of this article


 

Friday, March 09, 2012

Mind-altering LSD could treat alcoholism, study claims

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/03/09/mind-altering-lsd-could-treat-alcoholism-study-claims/

From the article:

" Though it may appear that treating alcoholism with an illegal drug would lead a patient to substitute one addiction for another, the scientists claimed that a single dose of LSD -- full name lysergic acid diethylamide -- helped give alcoholics a new insight into their heavy drinking and made it less likely they would relapse."

  =====

New insight?
Perhaps they see God, and God tells them to stop drinking.






BBC News - Ten readers' cures for earworms

A Magazine feature that explored why some tunes seem to get lodged in your head has got readers thinking about how best to get rid of these sticky songs.


My sister Nina and I call it Onomatomania. There is no particular song that gets stuck. Each time is different, but the most aggravating is when you only know one line of the verse, or when you don't even like the song. The cure we have tried - and this is dangerous so we only use it when desperate - is to start singing New York, New York. That will usually clear out the stuck song, but occasionally takes over like a dictator after a revolution. 
Melanie Sherman, Vancouver, Canada 



Thursday, March 08, 2012

Remembering fun times with Linda Richman

I miss you, Mike... I mean, Linda!

 


Discussion topics included:

 

•  "The Partridge Family were neither partridges nor a family. Discuss."

•  "Palmolive – it's neither palm nor olive. Discuss."

•  "Grape-Nuts – it contains neither grapes, nor nuts. Discuss."

•  "The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss." (This quote is based on a famous comment by Voltaire.)

•  "The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss."

•  "Ralph Fiennes is spelled neither rafe nor fine. Discuss."

•  "Rhode Island is neither a road nor is it an island. Discuss."

•  "The Thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master. Discuss."

•  "The chickpea is neither a chick nor a pea. Discuss."

•  "The jelly bean is neither made of jelly nor is it a bean. Discuss."


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There's one that Linda should have done, but for some reason missed:

"An eggcream contains neither egg nor cream. Discuss!"


Don’t believe Coors and Budweiser—cold temperatures ruin good beer.

from the article:

Where did this practice of deep freezing beer come from? While the cold neuters tasty beers, it masks the flaws of flavorless macrobrews. So it's no surprise that the corporate brewers who make Budweiser, Miller, and Coors fill their ads with images of frosty mugs, snowy peaks, and bikini-clad babes frolicking improbably in fake snow. Coors Light has invested the most in frigidness, famously deploying the dopey gimmick of erecting mountains on its labels that turn blue when the beer is "cold enough."

Sensory scientists like Sue Langstaff make a living thinking deeply about how our foods and drinks look, taste, and smell. The longtime beverage industry consultant walked me through the science behind why my Pennant Ale went so wrong: Since key aromatic compounds cannot volatilize at lower temperatures, they won't release their scent into the headspace gas above the liquid. Put more plainly, the smell the brewer wants you to experience is muzzled; any fruity or floral character is literally on ice.

Beverages lose carbon dioxide as temperature increases, so the cold also heightens the tingling sting of the carbonation. Frigid temperature is therefore ideal for the thin, tasteless lagers flowing out of large breweries. The big brewers know their beer has little to offer in the way of flavor or aroma, so their marketing stresses ice-cold refreshment. If the drink can't provide taste, at least drinkers can feel something on their tongues when it's hyper-chilled.



full @ http://www.slate.com/articles/life/drink/2012/03/don_t_believe_coors_and_budweiser_colder_isn_t_better_.html

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

FW: I think this is how it was Bob


One of my neighbors can trace his family back to the Revolutionary War.
Problem is, they were Loyalists.
Obviously, he and I have some fun with that topic.

Recently he sent me this attached picture and said "I think this is how it was, Bob"
see picture

my reply to him is below.


  Funny!
 
However, I do have a bone to pick with the picture.
The Americans are using red light-sabers.
Everyone knows that in the Star Wars universe, it's the EVIL EMPIRE (i.e., Britain) that exclusively uses RED.


 

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Tubalr: Listen To Your Favorite Artist's Through A User Friendly Interface

  




With Tubalr, you can save the time and hassle of going through the cluttered layout of YouTube and browsing through your favorite band's channel


Just go to Tubalr. In the "Field box" type the name of your favorite artist or band then click on the button that says "Only" or "Similar" to find similar songs/bands like the one you specified.


Features

  • A very user-friendly, simplistic design makes it easy for anyone to use.
  • Service is free of charge.
  • Register and save your favourite videos.
  • Quickly browse through your favorite band's top rated videos.

Friday, March 02, 2012

Today the pits! Tomorrow the wrinkles!

Ray Bradbury stars in a Stan Freberg commercial for prunes

You weren't planning to do anything productive today, right?

 

Old TV shows for you to enjoy

JUST CLICK ON A DATE AND SIT BACK AND ENJOY

 

1. JACKIE GLEASON ON THE ROCKY MARCIANO SHOW THE MAIN EVENT (1960) 
2. JAMES DEAN: HIS FINAL TV APPEARANCE 
(1954) 
3. ELVIS SINGS BLUE SUEDE SHOES 
(1956) 
4. A TRIBUTE TO ELVIS PRESLEY, THE KING OF ROCK & ROLL 
(1959-62) 
5. THE EDSEL INTRODUCED ON NBC 
(1957) 
6. BOBBY DARIN'S "MACK THE KNIFE" 
(1959) 
7. WESTINGHOUSE DEBUTS HI-TECH "ADVANCED TV" 
(1951) 
8. WILLIAM BENDIX AS LOVABLE CHESTER A. RILEY 
(1956)
 
9. ICONS I: WHAT MADE 50'S TV GOLDEN 
(COMPILATION, (1952-60) 
10. THE PATTI PAGE SHOW 
(1958) 
11. BLOOPERS FROM THE HONEYMOONERS 
(1957-58) 
12. THE CENSORED JERRY LEE LEWIS HERE UNCENSORED! 
(1957-59) 
13. A TRUE 50's DOO WOP TV CLASSIC 
(1958) 
14. FAMILY AFFAIR 
(1966) 
15. ALAN FREED'S BIG BEAT DANCE PARTY DANCERS 
(1959) 
16. THE STEVE ALLEN SHOW 
(1957) 
17. The Inventor Of TV Sketch Comedy ERNIE KOVACS 
(1954) 
18. THE RED SKELTON SHOW 
(1959) 
19. ICONS: THE DELINQUENCY RAMPAGE! 
(COMPILATION, 1957-60) 
20. FATHER KNOWS BEST 
(1953) 
21. PETTICOAT JUNCTION 
(1962) 
22. OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST BOB MATTHIAS 
(1956) 
23. DANCES OF THE 1950's: THE HAND JIVE 
(1957) 
24. GROUCHO MARX YOU BET YOUR LIFE 
(1959) 
25. DRAGNET 
(1959) 
26. THE IMMORTAL MUSICAL COMEDY OF VICTOR BORGE 
1951 
27. EDDIE FISHER SINGS A MEDLEY OF HIS BIGGEST HITS 
1953 
28. ABBOTT & COSTELLO: WHO'S ON FIRST? 
1951 
29. MORE DANCES OF THE 1950's THE JITTERBUG 
1958 
30. THE HONEYMOONERS ... IN COLOR! 
1969 
31. THE ORIGINAL FLASH GORDON SERIAL 
theatres-1939; TV-1960's 
32. THE LONE RANGER 
1955 
33. THE ENDEARING GRIMACES OF EDDIE CANTOR 
1952 
34. BOBBY DARIN NERVOUSLY HOSTS A BEAUTY CONTEST 
1957 
35. MORE DANCES OF THE 1950's: THE LINDY HOP 
1959 
36. SHAKE, BABY, SHAKE! IT'S THE KILLER AGAIN! 
1958 
37. THE DANNY THOMAS SHOW 
1958 
38. SID CAESAR: YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS 
1957 
39. HERE COMES TOBOR! 
1954 
40. THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN 
1954 
41. THE ADVENTURES OF FLIPPER 
1964 
42. SPIKE JONES 
1951 
43. CAPTAIN VIDEO & HIS VIDEO RANGERS 
1950 
44. THE LIBERACE SHOW 
1952 
45. MEDIC 
1954 
46. THE BIG VALLEY 
1965 
47. THE ROOTS OF TV BASEBALL 
1950-57 
48. Mc HALE'S NAVY 
1962 
49. HOPALONG CASSIDY 
1952 
50. DARK SHADOWS 
1966 
51. 
FADS & FANCIES OF THE 50s & 60s 
52. I LOVE LUCY 
1952 
53. THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW 
1962 
54. THE BEATLES FIRST TELEVISION APPEARANCE 
1963 
55. BAT MASTERSON 
1958 
56. MARTY ROBBINS ON THE JOHNNY CASH SHOW 
1964 
57. FRANK SINATRA SPEAKS CANDIDLY 
1954 
58. PASSWORD 
1962 
59. STAR TREK TV ON DEMAND 
1966-present 
60. MORE DANCES OF THE 50's: THE SWINGBACK 
1958 
61. THE LIVE TV FRIDGE COMMERCIAL CATASTROPHE 
1954 
62. THE ARTHUR GODFREY SHOW 
1957 
63. BUILDING THE 1958 DODGE 
1957 
64. FIGHT CLASSIC: ROCKY MARCIANO vs. JERSEY JOE WALCOTT 
1952 
65. AND MORE GREAT ICONS OF THE 50's VOL III 
1952-59 
66. ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS 
1959 
67. SATURDAY NIGHTLIVE~~ BEFORE SNL 
1954-58 
68. FELIX THE CAT 
1959 
69. THE DONNA REED SHOW 
1958 
70. THE GOLDBERGS 
1952 
71. LUCILLE BALL & CAROL BURNETT 
1965 
72. THE LITTLE RASCALS 
1955 
73. HIGHWAY PATROL 
1956 
74. LOST IN SPACE 
1966 
75. BEULAH 
1951 
76. BEWITCHED 
1966 
77. I DREAM OF JEANIE 
1966 
78. SEA HUNT 
1957 
79. DYNAMITE JOE RINDONE 
1954 
80. THE MILTON BERLE SHOW 
1957