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Fisher Price : preparing kids for Real Life

  

https://twitter.com/jerrykuch/status/978790377585917952?s=12

9 Neins Availability on Twitter twitter.com "https://t.co/x3ukyCRJ8A"

Craig's List posting: SEEKING LEAD ATTORNEY FOR DIFFICULT CLIENT

SEEKING LEAD ATTORNEY FOR DIFFICULT CLIENT (1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW) 

Seeking a lead attorney to represent client involved in an ongoing Federal investigation. Must be familiar with laws and procedures around discovery, executive privilege, international financing of licensed real estate, election law and the Logan Act. Working knowledge of social media, especially Twitter is a plus, as is a better than average knowledge of the adult film industry and a collection of Playboy magazines from 1985-2010. Must look the part - Gregory Peck or Tommy Lee Jones type. Prior appearances on Fox News a huge plus.

No fatties.

Must be prepared to work with a client who is very forceful and opinionated about his defense and is his own best counsel.

Basically your job boils down to keeping him from testifying under oath and hoping the rest comes out in the wash. 

Ask about our other openings on our staff and submit your resume to be considered for potential openings in the near future. Perhaps the very near future. Like, hit refresh on your browser now. Now again.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/lgl/d/seeking-lead-attorney-for/6544195570.html

Glenn Miller never quite sang this

 

Subject: Glenn Miller never quite sang this

 

https://twitter.com/studentactivism/status/973590158091149312

Why Pennsylvania is the most linguistically rich state in the country.

People from Pittsburgh are talking about
"Gettin' off the caach and gone dahntawn on the trawly to see the fahrworks for the Fourth a July hawliday n'at." 

Philadelphia folks provide linguistic gems like the one Monahan offered up as the most Philly sentence possible:
"Yo Antny, when you're done your glass of wooder, wanna get a hoagie on Thirdyfish Street awn da way over to Moik's for de Iggles game?"

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2014/04/pennsylvania_dialects_from_pittsburghese_to_philadelphia_speak_the_keystone.html

Pennsylvania dialects: From Pittsburghese to Philadelphia ... This month, Slate is republishing some of our favorite stories. Here's today's selection: Matthew J.X. Malady's Good Word columns were a delight for ... www.slate.com

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' is back with the original cast

https://www.cnet.com/news/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-is-back-with-the-original-cast/#ftag=CAD590a51e

The first episode is already freely available, worldwide.

Non-helpful help screen for video camera

 

Adding Insult to Injury