Maze With Cheese In Center Enters Human Trials Following Decades Of Testing On Mice

"After thousands of rounds of animal testing going back to the early 1950s, I speak for everyone at Harvard when I say we are overjoyed to have finally reached our end-stage testing goal: placing full-sized adult humans in a labyrinth and forcing them to seek out cheese,"

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