The Food Surgeon performs a Cookie Reassignment Surgery

The Food Surgeon Carefully Replaces Raisins With Chocolate Chips in a Cookie Reassignment Surgery

The fabulous Food Surgeon, who performed an Oreo transplant on a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and dissected a bulb of garlic, returned to the operating room to perform "cookie reassignment surgery". First the surgeon's steady hands performed a delicate "raisin-ectomy" on an oatmeal raisin cookie with a scalpel, replacing them with semi-sweet chocolate chips that were inserted with a cauterizer.

http://laughingsquid.com/the-food-surgeon-carefully-replaces-raisins-with-chocolate-chips-in-a-cookie-reassignment-surgery/

Sometimes a Facebook comment wins the Internet

 

This thread refers to Walmart announcing they will no longer sell the Confederate flag 

Posted By Silent 3 to Silent 3's medicated musings 

Very ominous textbook opening paragraph

from my friend Keith  

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@curiouswavefn RT @freelanceastro: 

Best opening paragraph of a physics textbook, ever.

 (https://books.google.com/books?id=OfEIBAAAQBAJ&lpg=PP1&pg=PA1#v=onepage&q&f=false) http://twitter.com/freelanceastro/status/702204509045420032/photo/1

One appropriate Twitter comment:

@freelanceastro @marshray 

I *really* hope that's the intro to the chapter on correlation versus causation

 

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know your tuna

 

 

Humor from The Onion

 

Grated Cheese Found To Contain Wood Pulp

An investigation of several top-selling brands of grated parmesan cheese found that most brands contained double the acceptable amount of wood pulp, or nearly 10 percent of the product's volume. 

What do you think?

"It's not often you find out you've been eating less cheese than you thought."

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Beer name

I saw this beer in the supermarket. 

It's called Raging Bitch

I predict someone will release a beer called "Resting Bitch Face."

A friend of mine commented:

No doubt some enterprising brewer is dreaming up an incredibly bitter quadruple IPA (IBUs somewhere north of 300) worthy of the name.

A Fast and Fun Animation Covering the History of Japan

 

http://laughingsquid.com/a-fast-and-fun-animation-covering-the-history-of-japan-in-under-10-minutes/