TRUMP PLANS TO DESTROY CORONAVIRUS WITH AN INCREDIBLY MEAN TWEET

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-plans-to-destroy-coronavirus-with-an-incredibly-mean-tweet

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"Ebola, better killer. Very very better. Coronavirus is a LOSER!"

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Don't expect Israelis to be like American Jews (or indeed Jews anywhere else): in appearance, behaviour, etiquette, food, and virtually other respect, they are very different. 

Expect the serenity of a Greek wedding, the formality of Australian barbecue, and the modesty of a French cheesemaker—and you'd be close.

Seen on the web

Don't expect Israelis to be like American Jews (or indeed Jews anywhere else): in appearance, behaviour, etiquette, food, and virtually other respect, they are very different. 

Expect the serenity of a Greek wedding, the formality of Australian barbecue, and the modesty of a French cheesemaker—and you'd be close.